8 Excuses to get you off Work!
- Plugg Networks
- Jun 8, 2016
- 2 min read
Summer is here and it’s the time to gang up and plan the perfect weekend get-a-way! But, are you stuck at work fantasizing about a holiday while, your boss denies you a weekend off. :/
Here we have compiled a list of a few excuses that would surely get you off work so you can get out of the city and dance all night at the Sunrise Festival, this weekend!
1. I took the wrong medication.
Whether you grabbed a Nyquil instead of a Dayquil or took your grandma's meds instead of your own, this is a pretty good reason to avoid hitting the road or coming to work.
2. I got my fingers stuck together with some super glue.
Super glue is no joke and it could be a pretty good excuse for not coming into work if you've glued something to yourself, yourself to yourself or someone to yourself.
No boss would want you to come to work if you had your fingers stuck together.
3. I got locked in the bathroom.
This is the oldest trick in the book and with these pesky bathroom doorknobs keep breaking.
A work smith might take hours to get these fixed and who knows till when would you be ‘locked’ in the washroom. :O
4. I fell out of a tree.
When your boss asks why you were in a tree in the first place, make sure you come up with an excuse which would make you look good in the eyes of your boss like helping your neighbor's cat who's been stuck on the tree for hours. O:)
5. I fell into a cactus.
Cactus's are always just lying in wait, hoping for a poor soul like you to trip and fall on one. Your boss might buy this one because it sounds just so bizarre it has to be true.
6. A dog bit me.
Dogs are everywhere! Having the bad luck of being bit by a rabid dog is the worst. The next day not only would you be running around for proper vaccinations but also be in pain.
In short, no HR would ever want their employees to work with a swollen bottom! :P
7. Got hit by a bull
In India, the chances of getting hit by a bull on the road are much higher than anything else. On telling this to your boss, make sure you exclaim your regrets on wearing the color red. ;)
8. I'm getting married, and I have to figure out to whom
No boss would ever have a problem if their employee would be getting married. And having someone to marry is one of the most important parts of getting married. B)
If you’re serious about hitting the road this weekend and have the best night of your life at the Sunrise Festival, don’t be hesitant to murder somebody. It wouldn’t be lying, it would be a clever excuse.
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